spam has come to tumblr too. Now in the form of somebody who has a secret crush on you, is too shy to say so, but not shy enough not to take ‘body pictures’ and post them, roll the drums… *on another dating site*!!! WTF!
And let you guess who it is ‘so we can hang’.
Yeah, and send the message twice, just in case you miss.
Ah, I almost forgot, needs a credit card ‘but it’s free’, LOL!
Now, really, do you think I have a ring through my nose? Am I to bite? C’mon!!!
(Now if only I could recall where the hell did I put that CC last time… ‘t’was in that drawe somewhere, dig deeper… nope, that jar, perhaps… or was on the bookshelf… fuck! Gotta find who the secret admirer is!)